iHire an Idiot
-
width=480;height=360;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/15/05802_3959132808.jpg
We told Cort he only had to work weekdays. He asked us if that was the opposite of "strong" days.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/15/05841_2272524447.jpg
Ya know if it wasn't for all the crying, spitting up, and stinkiness babies would be kinda fun to hang out with.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/15/05878_1528841512.jpg
If there was a flash flood in the iCarly studio at this moment, Gibby would be well-prepared. Carly's cute little outfit would be ruined.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/15/05908_619015311.jpg
Grandad is so proud of Spencer for getting his sculpture in a museum. He is also proud of Spencer's flexible left eyebrow.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/15/05936_3281930772.jpg
The Bottle Bot was sad to find out that he wasn't ACTUALLY accepted into a museum. He's been depressed ever since.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/05961_1044211102.jpg
An actual quote from our intern, Cort: "How come it's always nighttime when I'm in here but it's daytime when I go outside?" Oh, Cort. Those are fake stars!
-
width=480;height=360;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/05987_734282548.jpg
At first, Sam made fun of Stacey's cotton swab earrings. But later that day when Sam had some earwax buildup, she wished she had a pair of her own.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06013_3709338071.jpg
Besides being a expert fudge maker, Brad is also a world-class thumb wrestler.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06051_4182390138.jpg
Cort says he has 6-pack abs but if he's standing next to a mirror then he has a 12-pack. We don't agree with his math.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06122_503656952.jpg
Cort didn't even notice Sam was looking at him. He was too busy staring at his own reflection in the camera lens. We don't blame him.
-
width=480;height=360;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06198_4044591472.jpg
Gibby tried to teach Cort how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. There's a whole lotta confusion going on here.
-
width=480;height=360;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06163_1539600744.jpg
Gibby tried to teach Cort how to play Rock, Paper, Scissors. There's a whole lotta confusion going on here.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06249_2699512508.jpg
Gibby liked this outfit so much he wore it to school today. Let's just say there aren't many high school boys dressing like 45-year-old tourists.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06285_2217316896.jpg
Gibby is armed and STRANGErous!
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06320_1228469674.jpg
Spencer isn't actually being sneaky here. He's just scratching his itchy back on the wall. He learned this move watching one of those nature shows.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06358_174588877.jpg
Cort should not be able to play with toys marked "Ages 4 and up." Because bad things happen.
-
width=375;height=500;url=/assets/2/image/2011/02/12/06392_3308962729.jpg
It's a shame he's so stupid.
